LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE – James Whitcomb Riley

This Poem was a Hallowe’en fixture when I was a child. Now, we have Tim Burton, but Riley’s classic can still hold its own when read by the right person (candlelight optional, but strongly suggested).

LITTLE ORPHANT

ANNIE

 

by: James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916)

    LITTLE Orphant Annie’s come to our house to stay,
    An’ wash the cups an’ saucers up, an’ brush the crumbs away,
    An’ shoo the chickens off the porch, an’ dust the hearth, an’ sweep,
    An’ make the fire, an’ bake the bread, an’ earn her board-an’-keep;
    An’ all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
    We set around the kitchen fire an’ has the mostest fun
    A-list’nin’ to the witch-tales ‘at Annie tells about,
    An’ the Gobble-uns ‘at gits you
    Ef you
    Don’t
    Watch
    Out!
    Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn’t say his prayers,–
    An’ when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
    His Mammy heerd him holler, an’ his Daddy heerd him bawl,
    An’ when they turn’t the kivvers down, he wuzn’t there at all!
    An’ they seeked him in the rafter-room, an’ cubby-hole, an’ press,
    An’ seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an’ ever’-wheres, I guess;
    But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an’ roundabout:–
    An’ the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you
    Ef you
    Don’t
    Watch
    Out!
    An’ one time a little girl ‘ud allus laugh an’ grin,
    An’ make fun of ever’ one, an’ all her blood-an’-kin;
    An’ wunst, when they was “company,” an’ ole folks wuz there,
    She mocked ‘em an’ shocked ‘em, an’ said she didn’t care!
    An’ thist as she kicked her heels, an’ turn’t to run an’ hide,
    They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin’ by her side,
    An’ they snatched her through the ceilin’ ‘fore she knowed what she’s about!
    An’ the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you
    Ef you
    Don’t
    Watch
    Out!
    An’ little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
    An’ the lamp-wick sputters, an’ the wind goes woo-oo!
    An’ you hear the crickets quit, an’ the moon is gray,
    An’ the lightnin’-bugs in dew is all squenched away,–
    You better mind yer parunts, an’ yer teachurs fond an’ dear,
    An’ churish them ‘at loves you, an’ dry the orphant’s tear,
    An’ he’p the pore an’ needy ones ‘at clusters all about,
    Er the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you
    Ef you
    Don’t
    Watch
    Out!

MedPage Today Daily Headlines

AASLD: For Chronic HCV, Pour the Coffee But Hold the Pot (CME/CE)
BOSTON — Caffeine may moderate the effects of a chronic hepatitis C viral infection, but daily marijuana use seems to make it worse, reported U.S. and French researchers in separate studies.
http://www.medpagetoday.com/MeetingCoverage/AASLDMeeting/dh/4395

Curry Component Cools Inflamed Joints of Rats (CME/CE)
TUCSON, Ariz. — Joints affected by the inflammation of rheumatoid arthritis may be soothed by dietary supplements containing extracts of the curry ingredient turmeric, researchers here studying rats reported.
http://www.medpagetoday.com/Rheumatology/Arthritis/dh/4394

Acupuncture Plus Routine Care Relieves Osteoarthritis Pain (CME/CE)
BERLIN — Acupuncture together with routine care led to marked clinical relief from pain for patients with osteoarthritis of the knee or hip and to improved quality of life, according to a large randomized controlled study.
http://www.medpagetoday.com/Rheumatology/Arthritis/dh/4393

Jelly Ink Press: Kelly Link, Stranger Things Happen

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Hallowe’en Freebie –

Free E-book

stranger things happen

by Kelly Link

This first collection by award-winning author Kelly Link, takes fairy tales and cautionary tales, dictators and extraterrestrials, amnesiacs and honeymooners, revenants and readers alike, on a voyage into new, strange, and wonderful territory.

The girl detective must go to the underworld to solve the case of the tap-dancing bank robbers. A librarian falls in love with a girl whose father collects artificial noses. A dead man posts letters home to his estranged wife. Two women named Louise begin a series of consecutive love affairs with a string of cellists. A newly married couple become participants in an apocalyptic beauty pageant. Sexy blond aliens invade New York City. A young girl learns how to make herself disappear.
These eleven extraordinary stories are quirky, spooky, and smart. They all have happy endings. Every story contains a secret prize. Each story was written especially for you.

Stories from Stranger Things Happen have won the Nebula, Tiptree, and World Fantasy Award. Stranger Things Happen was a Salon Book of the Year, one of the Village Voice’s 25 Favorite Books of 2001, and was nominated for the Firecracker Alternative Book Award.

Source: Jelly Ink Press: Kelly Link, Stranger Things Happen

Go the link above, and page down for a free download in .pdf format.

Hallowe’en Special

Ghosts in the Machines – Hallowe’en Special

When I was growing up in England, Halloween was no time for celebration. It was the night when, we were assured, the dead walked, when all the things of night were loosed, and, sensibly, believing this, we children stayed at home, closed our windows, barred our doors, listened to the twigs rake and patter at the window-glass, shivered, and were content.

There were days that changed everything: birthdays and New Years and First Days of School, days that showed us that there was an order to all things, and the creatures of the night and the imagination understood this, just as we did. All Hallows’ Eve was their party, the night all their birthdays came at once. They had license — all the boundaries set between the living and the dead were breached — and there were witches, too, I decided, for I had never managed to be scared of ghosts, but witches, I knew, waited in the shadows, and they ate small boys.  …  Ghosts in the Machines – New York Times

One for the Ages: A Prescription That May Extend Life – New York Times

A Prescription That May Extend Life

In a laboratory at the Wisconsin National Primate Research Center, Matthias is learning about time’s caprice the hard way. At 28, getting on for a rhesus monkey, Matthias is losing his hair, lugging a paunch and getting a face full of wrinkles.

Yet in the cage next to his, gleefully hooting at strangers, one of Matthias’s lab mates, Rudy, is the picture of monkey vitality, although he is slightly older. Thin and feisty, Rudy stops grooming his smooth coat just long enough to pirouette toward a proffered piece of fruit.

Tempted with the same treat, Matthias rises wearily and extends a frail hand.

Source: One for the Ages: A Prescription That May Extend Life – New York Times

Free to a Good Country – New York Times

 US Gives Away Used Weapons for Free

Pakistan and Jordan have snapped up a bunch of used F-16 Fighting Falcon jets. Afghanistan kicked the tires on a fleet of slightly used armored personnel carriers and walked away with 75 of them. A small fleet of 30-year-old sea rescue lifeboats has become the backbone of the Yemeni coast guard, and Portugal is about to take possession of a decommissioned guided-missile frigate.

“It is a flea market,” said a State Department official who oversees the program. “It’s our yard sale, and we make no guarantees.”

Source: Free to a Good Country – New York Times

Environment News Service (ENS)

Hot Musicians Collaborate to Cool the Climate album
BRISTOL, UK, October 31, 2006 (ENS) – A group of high profile bands – U2, the Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Coldplay and Kaiser Chiefs – have collaborated with members of the Buena Vista Social Club to create a compilation album in support of the charity Artists Project Earth, APE, which funds natural disaster relief and climate change awareness. >>more


Failure to Manage Global Warming Would Cripple World Economy fire
LONDON, UK, October 30, 2006 (ENS) – The most comprehensive review ever carried out on the economics of climate change warns that global warming could inflict worldwide disruption as great as that caused by the two World Wars and the Great Depression. Published today and launched at the offices of the Royal Society in London, the Stern Review estimates that US$9 trillion dollars would be the global economic cost of doing nothing. >>more


UNESCO Unveils 25 New Biosphere Reserves Mexico
PARIS, France, October 30, 2006 (ENS) – A haven for monarch butterflies in Mexico and prime dugong habitat in Vietnam are among 25 new sites that UNESCO has added to its Man and the Biosphere program, which places biosphere reserves under the stewardship of local communities. The International Coordinating Council of the Man and the Biosphere Programme of UNESCO, meeting from October 24 to 27 in Paris, designated the new sites as part of its 30 year old program. >>more


European Commission Proposes Ban on EU Mercury Exports Dimas
BRUSSELS, Belgium, October 30, 2006 (ENS) – The European Commission has proposed legislation to ban all European Union exports of mercury from 2011. The ban forms a key part of the EU’s strategy for reducing global exposure to mercury, which is toxic to humans and the environment. The export ban is expected to reduce global supply and emissions of the heavy metal into the environment. >>more


Romania Harvests Trouble With Its GM Crops soy
By Christine Lescu
BUCHAREST, Romania
, October 30, 2006 (ENS) – Romania may find itself excluded from the European Union markets and even have difficulties selling its genetically modified products locally, because of delays in complying with European food traceability and labeling regulations. Experts say its increasing use of genetically modified crops also hinders organic agriculture, an area in which Romania has the potential to be competitive in the EU market. >>more

Source: Environment News Service (ENS)

From Medical Research News

Link discovered between common cold viruses and Alzheimer’s disease

According to new research memory loss and Alzheimer’s disease may be linked to the very viruses which cause the common cold.
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Boston Globe examines the funding approach of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

The Boston Globe on Sunday examined the funding approach of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which has a $31.9 billion endowment and a commitment of $30 billion from Berkshire Hathaway Chair Warren Buffett.
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From the NY Times

The Fence Campaign – New York Times

President Bush signed a bill to authorize a 700-mile border fence last week, thus enshrining into federal law a key part of the Republicans’ midterm election strategy. The party of the Iraq war and family values desperately needs you to forget about dead soldiers and randy congressmen, and to think instead about the bad things immigrants will do to us if we don’t wall them out. Hence the fence, and the ad campaigns around it.

Across the country, candidates are trying to stir up a voter frenzy using immigrants for bait. They accuse their opponents of being amnesty-loving fence-haters, and offer themselves as jut-jawed defenders of the homeland because they want the fence. But the fence is the product of a can’t-do, won’t-do approach to a serious national problem. And the ads are built on a foundation of lies:

Lie No. 1: We’re building a 700-mile fence.  nytimes.com

 

Turn North Korea Into a Human Rights Issue – New York Times

WHILE the focus in recent weeks has been on North Korea’s nuclear test, we shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that the government there is also responsible for one of the most egregious human-rights and humanitarian disasters in the world today.

For more than a decade, many in the international community have argued that to focus on the suffering of the North Korean people would risk driving the country away from discussions over its nuclear program.

But with his recent actions, North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-il, has shown that this approach neither stopped the development of his nuclear program nor helped North Koreans. It is time, therefore, for a renewed international effort to ameliorate the crisis facing the country’s citizens.  nytimes.com

 

Budgets Falling in Race to Fight Global Warming – New York Times

For all the enthusiasm about alternatives to coal and oil, the challenge of limiting emissions of carbon dioxide, which traps heat, will be immense in a world likely to add 2.5 billion people by midcentury, a host of other experts say. Moreover, most of those people will live in countries like China and India, which are just beginning to enjoy an electrified, air-conditioned mobile society.

The challenge is all the more daunting because research into energy technologies by both government and industry has not been rising, but rather falling.

In the United States, annual federal spending for all energy research and development — not just the research aimed at climate-friendly technologies — is less than half what it was a quarter-century ago. It has sunk to $3 billion a year in the current budget from an inflation-adjusted peak of $7.7 billion in 1979, according to several different studies.  nytimes.com

 

American Tragedies, to Sell Trucks – New York Times

As the commercial begins, an industrial history rolls out, touching the usual icons of the Statue of Liberty, busy factory workers and Americans at their leisure. But then a more conflicted narrative emerges, quickly flashing on bus boycotts, Vietnam, Nixon resigning, Hurricane Katrina, fires, floods, then the attacks of Sept. 11, replete with firefighters.

All that’s missing is a plague of locusts, until the commercial intones “This is our country, this is our truck” as a large Silverado emerges from amber waves of grain.

The message seems to be that, even though America has been in the ditch several times during its history, it has always managed to pull itself out. And what is true for the country must be true for General Motors. It could be pointed out that Detroit and General Motors are in a ditch mostly because they drove there, ignoring global competition and consumer needs in pursuit of quarterly profits. But the back story of the disaster is obscured by the universal need to rebound.  nytimes.com

 

Fears of Inquiry Dampen Giving by U.S. Muslims – New York Times

DEARBORN, Mich. — By the end of Ramadan last year, Najah Bazzy remembers having more than $10,000 in cash donations to distribute to the needy, and a vast auditorium ringed with tables groaning with enough free food for 400 poor families to celebrate the holiday.

This year, Mrs. Bazzy formalized the good works she had been doing for a decade among the tens of thousands of Muslims who live in the Dearborn area by establishing a charity, Zaman International.

But by the end of the holiday, charitable contributions were meager. She said cash donations amounted to less than $4,000, and for the first time since she began her charity work she bought food to feed about 85 needy families instead of counting on gifts.

There are similar stories in Muslim communities across the country. Fearful that donations to an Islamic charity could bring unwanted attention from federal agents looking into potential ties to terrorism, many Muslim Americans have become reluctant to donate to Islamic causes, including charities.  nytimes.com

 

A Lung Cancer Breakthrough? – New York Times

The use of annual CT scans to screen for lung cancer is either an enormous breakthrough that holds the first real promise for curing this normally lethal disease — or an unproven tool whose real value is yet to be determined.  nytimes.com

From the Huffington Post

Hundreds Of Thousands Of US Weapons Unaccounted For In Iraq…

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AP/yahoo.com

A report commissioned by Senator John Warner (R-VA), chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, found that the US has failed to track hundreds of thousands of weapons intended for Iraqi security forces. The Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction’s office could not locate thousands of 9-millimeter pistols and hundreds of assault rifles, among other weapons.

Because the inspector general’s office is only responsible for weapons paid for directly by the American public, it is possible that more weapons are missing. The report offered no information as to the likely locations of the missing weapons, but The New York Times noted that the arms black-market in Baghdad is thriving.

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Backstory: Dean of the gridiron | csmonitor.com

Dean of the gridiron

Like many towns in the South, Summerville is frenetic about football. On Friday nights, the stands are filled with fans and generations of gridiron greats. Two thirds of the stadium is usually reserved for former players and their families. The next morning, many team members gather at Simmons Barber Shop to tell stories about the game and to have their performance deconstructed by players who go back to 1952.  Dean of the gridiron